Does Your Dog Use The Curly Girl Method?

In the earlier calendar year I’ve followed the Instagram playbook of how to make my entire world a small much less grim: I planted an herb backyard garden, procured (and subsequently killed) a sourdough starter, dialed up my volunteer several hours, and obtained a flavor for the wonderful art group known as Tiktok. I also acquired an 8 pound-and-counting, 4-legged bundle of mischief and pleasure. His title is Puff.

Puff is a cavapoo, which signifies he is portion Cavalier King Charles spaniel and component poodle, which indicates he has curly hair. Very well, type of curly hair? Let us simply call it a 2C or 3A curl pattern at most. And even now, it was plenty of for our vet to urgently suggest me to check with “how to groom poodle hair” videos on YouTube in advance of Puff’s to start with take a look at, due to the fact, as she place it, “it’s a approach and not as straightforward as you’d consider!”

I didn’t know what I’d obtain in these videos—ultra exact brush movements? some scissor action? intricate finger detangling?—but I imagined it wouldn’t be entertaining. And then, as I viewed online video immediately after video clip, the reality began to crystalize: Oh God, my dog’s hair regime is fundamentally the very same as mine.

As with human curlsJust like me, the principal nemesis for poodle hair is tangles—poodles get far more of them than canines with straight fur. (Exciting actuality: poodles don’t have fur at all, just hair, so their coats are smoother and a lot less probably to lose.) So as a lifelong owner of a set of tighter, more knot-inclined curls, the poodle grooming appeared blissfully easy, even simple to me.

Puff’s hair program begins with the lick mat that I include in peanut butter, freeze for 20 minutes or so, and then attach to the aspect of the bathtub so he is distracted all through the overall approach (Tiktok taught me!) Then I give him a fantastic rinse, followed by a lather of Malin + Goetz’s doggy shampoo (at this time out of stock almost everywhere, but not discontinued). The moment these paws are effectively cleaned and rinsed, I go straight to the conditioner. Pet dog conditioner is tougher to discover than shampoo, but for Puff it’s non-negotiable—I have to have it to detangle! Chi’s Keratin Canine Conditioner is my device of selection. It smells floral but not cloying, and the scent retains for times, in spite of Puff’s most effective efforts otherwise. It also smooths his hairs to feather-like softness, and keeps it shiny, like CGI in a shampoo commercial. Have I tried out it for myself? No, but it is not off the table.

Whilst the conditioner soaks in for five minutes and Puff goes to city on his peanut butter, I comb his coat with a huge-tooth comb. He receives a rinse following that, and then he’s dried off in a towel (“A microfiber towel?” Ali Oshinsky asked me. My respond to: “No, but that’s a good thought.”)

The up coming cease is underneath the dryer, which is a two-particular person, one canine ordeal, where by my partner holds Puff whilst I dry and brush his hair concurrently. The blow dryer addition is utilitarian Puff hates to be moist, which is one thing our neighbor not too long ago pointed out as I carried him on his very first “walk” (Neighbor: “Poodle won’t want to get his feet wet! [insert a guttural laugh loud enough to wake the dead].”) The blow dryer system straightens his hair a little little bit, but the curls tend to snap back soon after a working day. And in involving his 2 times every month washes, Puff gets combed a whole lot, as in a pair moments a week, all in an hard work to maintain knots and tangles at bay. It’s not foolproof no curly schedule is. But that Puff’s nailed this routine down in advance of his first birthday? He’s currently obtained a leg up on me.

—Ashley Weatherford

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